Excerpted from ThePhoenix.com – this is just too fun not to share!
We see it all the time: good and bad. From the buff martial arts god jogging in the park to the fat hairy guy parked on the bench eating a tuna fish sandwich: mens chests abound in hot weather and some should be bound -in bras! Unfortunately, the Powers That Be come down on the side of dudes regarding shirtlessness -and we protest! If only on aesthetic grounds. Either everybody gets to sunbathe or no one gets to sunbathe. Folks from outer space, oddly enough,have also weighed in on this very bare daring issue and made it part of their way-out religion. Meet the Raelian Movement: eccentric alien-based cult and seemingly unlikely pro-topless advocates, bless their little green hearts. Leading the group is former French journalist and current 70s white-space-pants-suit-take-me-to-your-leader type, Rael, whose 1973 encounter with the “our human creators from outer space” left him with a bizarre haircut and an unshakeable vision of the future where the “No Shoes No Shirt” rule gets you service. Plus, the cosmic visitors imparted an important Message to Rael which loosely translates as “Show us your tits!!” Having already signed the online National Topless Day petition prior to reading the fine print (always do that!) Miss A is now awaiting orders from the Mothership. It’s all there, go to http://www.gotopless.org